Mr Patterson: A Secret Agent?
Recently, I have noticed some behaviors in Mr. Patterson that make me believe that he is a secret agent under deep, deep cover.
- He can and does open every door in the house. This allows him easy access for quickly hiding. It also allows him to inspect the contents of the room to ensure things have not been moved.
- He can hide in extremely small secret places. While there, he is listening, observing, making mental notes.
- Conveniently, he always is in black.
- He does the majority of work at night, when you hear him making passes of the house, doing surveillance and collecting data.
With his keen sense of smell, sight and hearing, Secret Agent Patterson is very useful to a nation. The question is: for which nation is he an agent?